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Most likely to die young.

Most likely to draw on his/herself.

Most likely to travel to India and live in a hut.

Most likely to fight an old person.

Most likely to marry for money.

AFFIRMED. THANK YOU.

1. Fat kid at first base that jacked homers
2. Your best buddy who you always warmed up with and would throw slurves and knuckles to each other during long toss
3. Kid who brought the seeds
4. Smallest kid on the team at 2B who could field really well
5. The kid that could throw 80 mph but was wild as fuck
6. The wannabe Derek Jeter at SS who pretty good but a huge tool
7. Kid whose dad gave everyone a ride
8. Kid with the hot sister who was at every game
9. The one black kid who led off and played center
10. Kid who played right field and was a pretty nice kid but was absolutely terrible and was required to get 1 AB per game

9001. Bench warmer who would bring the giant gatorade but wouldn’t let you have any
9002. Kid who NEVER swung and only tried to get walks
9003. Rich jerk who brought the best bat but wouldn’t let anyone else use it
9004. Kid who forgot his hat

900000001. Coach’s son


#10, #9002, reporting for duty.

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R.I.P.

Guilty pleasure artists I’d never admit to having in my iTunes

-Green Day

-Glee. (waaay too much Glee)

-the Biebs

-Jonas Brothers (Burnin’ Up is my jam)

-WAKKA FLOKKA (WHYYY)

Artists I tell people I listen to that I secretly hate

-Grizzly Bear

-Modest Mouse (sorry Max not a fan)

-Air Formation

-TV on the Radio

-Crystal Castles (yawn)

Artists I openly hate

-NICKELBACK (seriously people…)

-Muse (COME AT ME BRO)

-Black Eyed Peas (oh god)

-Glee (sigh)

-As I Lay Dying (SCREAM INTO MICROPHONE OVER POWER CHORDS)

-Lil Wayne (you’re such a poser)

-Animal Collective (stop pretending you like them they suck)

Artists I force people to listen to and judge for not liking

-Kanye (yes I’m a fanboy shutup)

-Michael Jackson (Thrilllllller)

-2Pac

-Wilco

-Radiohead

Overrated

-Lady Gaga (your new album sucks, and you’re not as edgy as you think you are)

-Drake ( “boohoo being famous sucks =( free weezy!”)

-The Beatles (YEAH I WENT THERE)

-ANIMAL COLLECTIVE

-Led Zeppelin (there are better ’70s rockers)

-AC/DC (there are better ’80s rockers)

-Eminem (you haven’t had a good album in 10 years. child please)

Underrated

-Chris Brown (SO SMOOTH)

-David Bowie (GOAT glam rocker)

-Common

-Gustav Holst (yeah like the classical composer idk they might be an indie band too)

-saxophone players (just in general it’s an underutilized instrument)

-Snoop Dogg (can you be underrated and rich? not sure)

-The Smiths (hipster cred)

SOML

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BERKELEY STUDENT BEAR KNOWS WHAT’S UP

cal football’s kinda like old yeller or where the redfern grows, like you go into it knowing the dog’s gonna die and try to mentally prepare yourself for it, but then halfway through you start get emotionally invested in him and you start convincing yourself that this time it’s gonna be different and yeller’s not gonna die and it’s totally gonna work out in the end. he’s gonna run around and and chase cats and hunt raccoons and whatever and live happily ever after.

and then he gets rabies and his owner shoots him and you’re crying and you’re like wtf, why am i crying, i totally knew he was gonna die at the beginning, i thought i was prepared for this, screw you old yeller i hate dogs, why did i even read this stupid book. why do i read tragedies. how is this a kid’s book i hate you fred gipson.

and then a couple months later you get an email telling you to buy tickets again and you’re like hah, you’re not tricking me, cal football. i know we’re gonna suck. i’m not gonna go to your stupid games.

and then you buy tickets again.

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